Any of these would do:

  • Freelance ninja
  • Space cowboy
  • Sports aromatherapist
  • Deep sea barista
  • Kitten wrangler
  • Drone inseminator
  • School disruption facilitator
  • Puppy engineer
  • Rodent wellness consultant
  • Misery ambassador
  • Mediocrity authority
  • Statue choreographer
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